Currently Listening Back to Bedlam By James Blunt "Do you want this one night stand? Lets take a risk and go play in the sand. You can leave that ring on your finger. I'm a sinner. You're the winner. I am too." see related

Wow, so my Business Law teacher told some great stories today.  So good that I had to write them down and put them up here.  Here they are:

1.) Ok, this he said was a true story from like last years March Madness.  There were four teams left in the tournament, and one of the coaches ended up getting into an arguement with one of the fans about something.  The fan threatened him by saying, "Yeah, well I am going to kill your dog," at which the coach laughed and replied, "You idiot, I don't have a dog."  The next day, the coach went out to his porch to get his newspaper, and there was a basket laying there within a baby golden retriever in it.  Attached to the basket was a note that said, "Don't get too attached." 

2.) This one is a joke he made in class which I thought was hillarious.  What did George Bush give up for Lent?          

Our Ports.

3.) So there was this pilot who was talking with one of the stuartists on the plane.  He told her, I bet you a buck that you can put a dollar bill in your bra and I can retrieve it without touching you.  So she pulls out a dollar and sticks it down her bra.  Then the pilot sticks both hands out and puts them down her bra fumbling for the dollar and groping her.  Once he gets it he hands her the dollar and says, "I guess I couldn't do it.  Here's a dollar."

This is the last story he told us.

4.) A man and woman get married and go on their honeymoon.  Right before they make love for the first time, the wife stops him and says, "You gotta give me $30 and then we'll do this."  So the man ponders it for a second, but reluctantly gives up the money and they screw.  Everytime before they have sex the wife does the same thing, even up to the age of 50.  Then when the man is in his mid 50's the company he works for goes under and he is layed off.  The man confronts his wife and tells her what has happened, and how he is going to begin looking for a new job as soon as possible.  The wife smiles at him and says, "There is no need honey.  Remember all that money you would pay before we had sex?  I took all of it and invested it in stocks and real estate.  We are worth about 2 million dollars now."  A smile immediately shoots to the man's face and he says, "Oh boy, if I had known that I would have gone to you everytime I wanted to fuck."  Then the wife shot him. 

Currently Listening Who Is Mike Jones? By Mike Jones I doubt it is even on this album, but I love that "I'm in love with a stripper song." Good stuff. Catchy beat. see related

Ok, this post is mainly for Alex, Brad, and Natalie, cuz it was one crazy ass dream I had which basically involved the four of us. The trippiest part of it is that the events that took place could actually happen, and the way we all acted fit our personalities perfectly.  It came to me when I was taking a like 10 min nap before I had to go to a review session today.  Here it goes:

Alex, Brad, Natalie, and myself were all taking some sort of Road Trip with Brad's parents and his sister Kristin.  We stopped at a gas station to fill up that big white SUV thing Brad's dad owns.  Everyone gets out of the car and is just stretching, and then I noticed this very hot chick at the pump across from ours filling up her car.  For whatever reason, Munoz decides to start chasing me to give me a hug or something.  As he is chasing me around the gas station I drop my wallet and my money goes flying everywhere.  Of course, I get pissed off at Munoz and start yelling at him while I am trying to recover my money, not to mention I am pissed cuz this whole thing looks fuckin retarded in front of this chick.  Brad and Natalie are off to the side laughing as usual.  Alex starts helping me pick up all the money while he is laughing his ass off and starts trying to say that the whole thing was my fault.  Then my phone rang and woke me.

Way trippy dream.  Totally thought the whole thing was real.  And I definitely could see that whole thing happening in real life.  Anyways, I'll try to put a more interesting post tomorrow. 

Currently Listening If Only You Were Lonely Version A By Hawthorne Heights "I'm outside of your window, with my radio." --------creeeeeeepy. see related

This thought was inspired by a late night convo between Brad, Alex, and myself at Denny's the other night. 

How come kids are having sex so early now a days?  I mean, not that there is really anything wrong with it (and I am sure that is arguable) but kids are having sex at younger ages then they did decades ago.  It seems like since atleast 1900 you can see this progression, with a huge jump in the 60's.  I personally believe the majority of this is due to the media, but you can't blame everything on the media.  Yet, when kids constantly see Girls Gone Wild commericals, movies where hotties like Angelina Jolie are getting "banged," and the never ending supply of porn which is easier to access now than ever before, it isn't too hard to see where kids get the inspiration.

Is it alright to have sex before 18?  (and I am not talking legally, cuz everyone already knows the laws behind that)

My favorite line by boy or girl:  "But I am mature for my age so it is acceptable for me to have sex now."  Not that I agree or disagree with it, just my favorite line.    

Currently Listening Take This to Your Grave By Fall Out Boy "When I wake up...I'm willing to take my chances on who I'm against. Cuz you hate him more than you notice. I wrote this for you" see related

Wow, so I had my first night of serving at my dad's restaurant here in Indiana.  Was totally nervous as hell the whole time.  I mean, it was a slow night, so it definitely wasn't hard or anything, but just the way that it is so much different than what I am used to was just really trippin me out.  More importantly, we got into a discussion at work which was really cool.

Is being left/right handed Nature or Nurture?  Basically, does being right or left handed depend upon your genes or the environment in which you are raised?  I want your OPINION. 

Currently Listening You're Beautiful By James Blunt "She could see from my face that I was, fucking high." see related

You know what kind of bugs me.  That song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.  I mean, it is an awesome song, and he has a great voice, but the story behind it kind of gets to me a little.  Basically, he starts the song off by telling of how he saw this amazing girl on the subway, but she is with another guy....yet, that isn't a problem cuz he can get around it.  Yet, as the song progresses he shows more and more that it isn't going to work out, till finally at the end he just admits that it is never going to happen....I don't get what made him change his mind.  What could have possibly happened to Mr. Blunt in that two mins of song to make him totally change his outlook on what was going to happen between him and this amazing chick?  That is why I feel this song should immediately be followed by listening to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing."  Almost like taking a depressant and a stimulant back to back.

Anyways, that was a pretty pointless rant.  It has just been on my mind for a lil while now.  I think James Blunt and the Doobie Brothers should join together and form a group called 4:20.  I am not really sure how their music would sound, but I would definitely give them a shot just for the neat idea.